Let's just own it - when we're pregnant, we do some strange things ...
Let's face it, when you're up the duff you do things that would be completely weird in any other situation. Not only are you almost constantly thinking about the little life growing inside of you, but you're also affected by a host of hormones that can make your behaviour seem even weirder.
Here are 10 weird things every pregnant woman does ...
1. Spend most of your waking (and sleeping) hours either having to pee, or having just peed
2. Take several home pregnancy tests, even once you know you're definitely pregnant
3. Spend hours trying to get the perfect shot of your moving belly
4. Have vivid and detailed day dreams about all the forbidden food you're going to eat once you've given birth
5. Certain words or phrases take on a particular power and can make you cringe just by hearing them. Words like 'episiotomy' or '6 kilo newborn'
6. Any new name you hear is immediately either placed on a list of potentials or ruled out
7. All of a sudden 7:30pm seems like a completely respectable bedtime
8. In the early days, constantly play the 'gas or kick?' game
9. Somewhere along the line, you stop being embarrassed by how often you fart
10. Eat everything in sight without feeling the slightest bit of guilt
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